Research M'Dear

Joker quickly read down the aisles of books looking for anything on maiming, carving, or even jokes. Maybe all three in one! He chuckled grabbing a book and moving to a table. He grabbed a sheet of paper, reading the book while writing down notes.

Oh what fun he would have with little Miss Blond.

Harley skipped into the Library looking for Joker. "There you are Mr. J." She leaned over him her breasts inadvertently being positioned in front of his face. "Watch'ya doin'?" She asked licking her lolly pop.

Joker groaned pushing Harley's chest away from his face, "Pumpkin, can't you see Daddy is trying to work?" He said a bit more exasperated than he meant to be. He was trying to find a hysterical way to kill that little blond, make her scream with laughter. Hehehe!

Harley pouted. She plopped down beside his legs and laid her head on his thigh. "But can't I help or somethin' Mr. J?" She touched his knee and looked up at him curiously.

Joker's heart warmed, before it went back to its ice-kingdom, "Well, Harls, you could make yourself useful... by... making sure no one disrupts me. Can you do that?"

Harley nodded her head happily. She sat up on her knees smiling at him happily. Her hand slipped down to the inside of his thigh. "I can do it Mr. J. What do you want me to do if someone tries to disturb you?"

"Tell 'em... to waltz right in. I could use a test subject." He watched Harley's hand dip down his thigh, he wasn't in the mood for Harley's insatible need to fuck. He picked up her hand and moved it, "Come on, Pumpkin. They're be time for that after the Batman is dead, kukuku!"

Harley pouted. "Aaww. Ok Mr. J. I'll sit by the door and trip people that try to come in." Harley bounced to her feet. She kissed his forehead and bounced to the entrance of the library. She laid her legs in front of the entrance and began sucking on her lolly.

Joker huffed moving his pen across the paper. He looked up giving Harley a glance before writing. He almost wondered why she clung to him day in and day out even though he constantly pushed her away.

Harley hummed to herself as she sucked on her candy. She knew that most didn't understand why she stayed with Joker with how he pushed her away. But the truth is he might be a selfish murderer, but he was the first to ask about her to try to make her happy. She knew it was probably just to get her on his side but she still loved him for delivering her from her boring old life were all she did was care about other people.

Joker slammed the book close, standing up. He folded the paper and slipped it into his pocket grabbing the book, "Come on, Harls. We got ourselves some homework." He quickly moved across the area, they needed a room. Where? He had no idea.

Harley immediately jumped up. "Righty'O Mr. J." Harley followed after him immedialy.